Keep Calm and Drink Tea

Because we climbed to the top of The Great Wall of China

untexting:

i wish i was hot enough to get some anons

crushingonbooks:

When I hear my favourite author has a new book coming out

crushingonbooks:

When I hear my favourite author has a new book coming out

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.
George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via houselannisters)
I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.
my hearth (via lifequotesrus)

queenrmills:

Regina Mills Appreciation Week:
Day 3
: Favourite season

horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

tomhazeldine:

To anyone who is having a birthday today or whenever

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

goodenoughforjazz:

advanced sexting

goodenoughforjazz:

advanced sexting