Keep Calm and Drink Tea

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

irresisting:

boundlesscountry:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

that’s one of the wisest things I ever read

(q’d - thanks 4 bein alive man)

irresisting:

boundlesscountry:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

that’s one of the wisest things I ever read

(q’d - thanks 4 bein alive man)

kinklock:

Sherlock wants John in between his legs so badly, John on top of him fitting in the space between his spread thighs, and he’d probably start off by gripping John’s hips with his knees, and then eventually just wrap them right around John’s waist, squeezing him so tightly and John wouldn’t mind, he wouldn’t mind at all


Sam was never a fan of Captain America. Interestingly enough, that’s what helped him see Steve as a kindred spirit and not a legendary icon.

Sam was never a fan of Captain America. Interestingly enough, that’s what helped him see Steve as a kindred spirit and not a legendary icon.

castieltherebel:

flippin daleks have the best sass lets be real, those little salt shakers of doom know how to give some of the best burns the time vortex has ever seen

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

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